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Tucker reaches the lifeboat and uses the radio to call dispatch

Narrative

A family trapped in a vacation rental flooded by a hurricane must continue to climb deeper into the massive home as the water becomes infested with sharks. When he explains his circumstances and drops the radio, the dispatcher makes no effort to follow up with him about his circumstances or the fact that the boat’s crew is missing. Well, just when the Sy Fy channel (I hate that abbreviation) stopped airing and funding these identical and generally terrible monster movies, it looks like Tubi is going to take that horrible stick and beat you over the head with it. It’s a shame because Tubi is one of the best streaming services out there with a wide and diverse collection of old and new movies to watch, so when they started making their own movies I had hopes, all of which have were crushed by this.

The actors’ expression changes from scene to scene, even though it has to happen at the same time, it’s just a sloppy, sloppy, joyless, lifeless thing

This "film" it’s from the same people who made them for Sy Fy, this time the budget is probably a little lower, which is why director Sharknardo Ferrante is only the writer of it, and they went with Fred Olen’s double Ray, Jared Cohen to direct it . You might think I’m using this to insult him, but Cohen actually said he aspired to be Olen Ray, so I guess he managed to fail and do it in the most boring way possible, over and over again. This isn’t even for the directing numbers, as many of the numbers are missing, the way they shoot the scenes is identical from one to the next, and the main things they’re supposed to show you they just don’t. Forget the talent, there’s no skill on display here, and as much as Cohen has made a movie, he doesn’t seem to know what to do, or worse, just got paid and is running to the nearest bar to try to forget .

To be fair, the script is bad, we’re going to take the cheapest scenes from Sharknado and make an entire movie around them, but the performances are just terrible, even considering the reheated remnants of the “serious” or “character “

all. Most of the blame can be laid at his feet as there is never a good angle or performance and some things barely come together, no action scenes create tension or excitement and well what’s left to spoil when offers nothing. this? ” moments.

Okay, but how are the CGI sharks?

from Sharknado. Well, there’s only one of them, and it’s better than the worst CGI sharks you’ve ever seen, but the kills are gratuitously done and there aren’t many of them. Terrible sound and music, but the movie deserves no better. I’d have to say that there are more terrible shark movies out there than almost any other genre.

Sad and boring day for tube fans, I’m sure there is such a thing waiting to darken your life